You Can Name The Kid Pierre

Over there in South Dakota
Women now don’t have a voice.
From now on, the governor says,
You ain’t gonna have a choice.

They’re gunnin’ hard for Roe v Wade,
Pushin’ this thing to a legal crisis.
They don’t want to hear your tale,
They’re knockin’ down that stare decisis.

Gonna have a baby, like it or not,
Havin’ a kid and I don’t mean maybe.
Got yourself in trouble, too damn bad,
Gonna make sure you have that baby.
Gonna make sure you have that baby.

This one’s one’a the workin’ poor,
Got two jobs, can’t make the grade.
Now she’s sixteen weeks along,
Don’t know whether to row or wade.

Teenage girl dropped outta school,
Halfway through her second trimester,
Savin’ up to go to college,
But then she got diddled by Uncle Fester.

Gonna have a baby, like it or not
Havin’ a kid, and I don’t mean maybe.
Got yourself in trouble, too damn bad,
Gonna make sure you have that baby.
Gonna make sure you have that baby.

Couple just met and started kissin’,
Huggin’, pettin’, gettin’ frisky.
Didn’t take long to make that zygote,
Premarital sex is too damn risky!
(In South Dakota, that is. For now, that is.)

Katie thought she was bein’ careful,
Now she’s gonna be a mom.
Didn’t want to, didn’t try,
But her fate was up to that Trojan condom.

You’re gonna have a baby, like it or not
Havin’ a kid, and I don’t mean maybe.
Got yourself in trouble, too damn bad,
Gonna make sure you have that baby.
Gonna make sure you have that baby.