Celebrity "Friends"

Who shall be my manly hero --
Mr. Gibson or Bob DeNiro?

Who shall be my main man --
Jacko, or that guy from Rainman?

Who shall I as a model use --
Mickey Dolenz or Tom Cruise?

Who’m I to one day marry --
Cate Blanchett or Halle Berry?

And what’s become of Matthew Perry?
What’s become of Matthew Perry?

If I’m on a bus or plane --
Can I sit by Shania Twain?

Who can I take on my kayak --
Heidi Klum or Salma Hayek?

When it’s time to play some tennis --
Kournikova or Hopper, Dennis?

Still and all -- where’s Matthew Perry?
What’s become of Matthew Perry?