Afoot And Afield With Richard Bruce Cheney...

Second U.S. Vice President in History to Shoot a Man
(The First Being Aaron Burr)

Cheney went a huntin’ wit a ladies’ gun
To bag hisse’f a couple hundred quail.
(To Cheney it’s still huntin’ if the birds are caged,
Even if that makes it hard to fail.)

Cheney went a huntin’ wit a ladies’ gun
And spun aroun’ to shoot, but even moreso,
He drew a bead and fired a load of birdy shot,
But hit his old friend Harry in the torso.