Olympic Flameout

It didn’t going well in Torino,
Things were a bust on the ice.
We thought were were winners
They ate us for dinner,
Some of us even fell twice.

The USA has seen its day,
We look like a loser’s convention.
The medals are fewer and farther between,
Once we were uber-menschen.

Once we were titans on bob sleds,
We were aces at axels and twirling.
We mastered speed skating,
While Communist-hating
(Though we weren’t very good at the curling.
No we never won medals at curling.)

The USA has seen its day,
Our “athletes” should cash in their pension.
If we were still doping, I bet we’d be coping,
Once we were uber-menschen, Ja!
Once we were uber-menschen.