Folkwise

New folk songs for a new error

Saturday, April 29, 2006

Snow Job


Tell us a tale, make it up as you go,
Tell us a tale, Mister Tony Snow.

Give us the scoop, put us in the know,
Give us the lowdown, Mr. Tony Snow.

Weave us a story with narrative flow,

Spin us a yarn, Mr. Tony Snow.

[INSTRUMENTAL INTERLUDE WITH RIGHTEOUS HARP BLOWIN’]

Make us believe it’s all apropos,
Make us less anxious, Mr. Tony Snow.

Run through the facts on the new status quo,

Paint a quaint picture, Mr. Tony Snow.

Tell all the critics to go and eat crow,

Feed us some bullshit, Mr. Tony Snow.