Snow Job

Tell us a tale, make it up as you go,
Tell us a tale, Mister Tony Snow.
Give us the scoop, put us in the know,
Give us the lowdown, Mr. Tony Snow.
Weave us a story with narrative flow,
Spin us a yarn, Mr. Tony Snow.
[INSTRUMENTAL INTERLUDE WITH RIGHTEOUS HARP BLOWIN’]
Make us believe it’s all apropos,
Make us less anxious, Mr. Tony Snow.
Run through the facts on the new status quo,
Paint a quaint picture, Mr. Tony Snow.
Tell all the critics to go and eat crow,
Feed us some bullshit, Mr. Tony Snow.